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Skinny Scrub Photographer

An Asian york school student by the name of Josh. He spends his time taking poorly shot photos and eating dogs.
You remind me of Josh, a skinny scrub photographer!
by Christophersatan November 25, 2016
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Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
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Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.
Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"
by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ June 10, 2011
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buffy photographer

In a certain episode of buffy the vampire slayer the one with the fish-men she falls down a hole and the camra is position so when looking down the hole you see down here top and bra.
Oh my goodness, they hired the buffy photographer for that Be'oncey video
by mwhaahah May 26, 2004
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Canadian Photographer

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.
by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006
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Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".
Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.
by Ivan P February 28, 2008
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mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.
As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.
by navimation November 13, 2006
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