Posteriority

Derives from Posterior and Posterity

Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..

by LuvFun January 6, 2019

Posterior Fairy

Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc

That guys is such a posterior fairy!

by Szerdi September 30, 2003

Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

Potterized

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.

After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

by PrettierThanYourGF April 12, 2016

The Pusterience

The perfect customer Experience

Hey I just went the dollar store and received the pusterience

by Caj February 3, 2020

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

ample posterior

Large ass

"Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"

by Syljon August 29, 2016