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pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.
I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.
by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009
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Pity Post

An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.
Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.
by Clockworkn January 19, 2021
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Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD)

Post IB Stress Disorder, or PISD, is a short period of time after finishing IB, the International Baccalaureate, which manifests as: intense irrational stress, nightmares, delusions, and traumatic episodes which resemble the feeling of having more exams or IAs due in a short amount of time.
Paul: Oh man, I had a horrific nightmare last night… I dreamt I had an exam this morning and I wasn’t prepared.
Nicole: Shi you probably have Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD).
by v4peandt1ttiesman123 May 30, 2023
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help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!
boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss
by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021
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pity post

the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex
dude you see Roberts ridiculous pity post he posted on facebook the other day??
by kc crozz December 17, 2011
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pimped to the post

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.
I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.
by cattusciceris August 20, 2020
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pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
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