Portal syndrome

What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.

Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box?

George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.

by Meep4598 May 19, 2010

portal 3

A game that Valve just picked up all trademarks for when they dropped trade marks for half-life three. Sadly, it will never come out. Ever.

1: when is portal 3 coming out?
2: never. Valve can't count to three dude.

by The_awesome_duck_of_awesome October 10, 2013

Portal Munching

when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).

I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.

by bryan savage April 30, 2009

Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours

The best song to ever exist.

Honestly, the best part in the video is at 5:18:55.

Person 1: "Hey did you listen to the portal radio loop 10 hours video yet?"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"

by bigdave2021 March 23, 2022

Baby Portal

Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.

Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

pain portal

noun

The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.

After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.

by lovehascalledameeting May 17, 2016

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010