Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

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on porpoise

on purpose

she meant to sing that way. it was on porpoise

by Jocelyn Wildenstein January 14, 2009

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Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

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When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.

She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.

by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007

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park the porpoise

(use for males) to engaged in sexual intercourse with a female.

guy1: dude, I got that girl's phone number yesterday. I think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren't you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

by sexual panda May 14, 2005