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jumped off the porch

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
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Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.
Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.
by RT51 February 9, 2010
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Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
by Tramacat April 6, 2010
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Porbhub

The place you go when you mistype pornhub
Dude I accidently typed porbhub yesterday
by Mynamejeff54 May 29, 2018
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Pornhub

Pronounced: poor-en-hub; noun/also adjective for connoisseurs...”Yeah I’m pro’lly gonna Pornhub it tonight baby so you get some rest”

Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.

Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Wife: What was all moaning and video flickering while I was trying to sleep last night?
Husband:Pornhub.
Wife:Oooh you nasty boy! Come over here to mama and get some of this pornhub...
Husband:Sorry hon, I beat it like three times last night and I’m spent.
by Eye Six January 27, 2019
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006
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