Poindexter

A gay skinny guy with a head shaped like a mushroom who only talks about gaming and says random stuff from time to time

An example of a "Poindexter" is Pee-wee Herman(with poofy hair).

by XOClairXO April 16, 2011

Porneatery

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011

poindexterish

A person who looks or acts like Poindexter.

That nerdy guy looks poindexterish.

by alicia_gee May 12, 2009

Poindexter

A super sexual librarian. Usually interested in high school aged boys and under. Uses body weight to suppress their will to say no to her dirty acts.

"God damnnit that Poindexter over there keeps telling me im 'gonna get wet'..."

"She's totally a poindexter. Rumor has it she smashed that black kids face with her ass cheeks"

by Ispeakletruth October 13, 2013

poindexter

1. A Scrawyny kid that comes into the Gym thinkin' he is a "G" or "Gangster"
2. Just a doogan/foolish person in general

Poindexter *While doing curls for the girls* : Yeh...i feel pretty swoll right now i been takin that protein

Legit weightlifter * To friend * : man...that kid is a major poindexter

by The Silas January 6, 2009

Poindexter

Noun - A lying douche. A dick in most social situations, though not to be taken seriously. Has an obsession with homosexuality, genitalia, dead things, technology, and almost any subject found to be disturbing by the general populous.

Poindexter made an ass out of himself at the bar last night, i guess she didn't know about his sense of humor.

by b-chain April 27, 2010

Poindexter

A sometimes bald person who likes to point at things and yell out of cars.

"Hey, Wanna Drill"
Ewww there goes that poindexter again.

by LalalalalalalalalalalaImCool August 6, 2009