poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

porcustache

A mustache so prickly, it wards off any semblance of closeness or affection. Wearer refuses to trim or groom to a state of less prickliness, despite requests by significant other.

I couldn't reach his lips through the porcustache.

by JerichoWalls August 16, 2011

Poonstache

Also known as the "fagetstache". Poonstache's can be found on anyone that is a homosexual.

My brother has a poonstache the size of texas. YEE HAW!

Oh my god! Check out that dudes poonstache!

by JurassicJade January 29, 2008

poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

poostache

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"

by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 19, 2004

Poonstache

The pubic hair that sticks out the side of a womans bathing suit or underwear.

What is taking Tina so long to get her bathing suit on?",... "She is in the bathroom trimming her poonstache so she looks presentable

by Rooaddss July 26, 2010

Pornstache

George Mendez from Orange Is The New Black. Known for his disgustingly freaky facial hair.

"Oh you know, I got some dope off pornstache."
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"

by AcrimonicAurax July 19, 2019