Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!

"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"

by Tony G23 March 2, 2010

PORCH MONKEY

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.

See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!

Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?

Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!

by THe Holy Nazi July 8, 2005

Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012

porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv January 4, 2008