Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.

Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)

by 1DNS March 27, 2020

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Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

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Opportunity

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

by Patteroast January 26, 2004

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equal-opportunity racist

someone who is racist about every race,sometimes including their own.regardless of the situation

equal-opportunity racist- i hate all niggers,chinks,wetbacks,frenchies,oreos,crackers

i hate you,i hate you, i don't even know you, and i hate ya guts!

by sooooooooul train June 22, 2009

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opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.

If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.

If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

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