Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Politard

A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.

Holy shit Bono is a politard... he must have seen something about that world issue on pimp my ride.

by cstew December 28, 2005

Politalk

A conversation about politics. Seemingly endless and often resulting in an argument with both sides trying convince the other of being wrong to no avail. Once people are engaged in politalking it is often hard to break them apart.

Girl: Hey where's Sacha? I wanna thank him for last night.
Guy: Oh, he's out politalking in the garage with Jeff, they've been at each others throats like an hour!

by Sacha Jarvis-Lavoie October 27, 2007

Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016