anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders orders of one's society)

N.B: the legislative, judicial and executive orders are specifically excluded from this definition because you do not necesarily go to jail for disobeying your parents or ignoring your boss's orders at work etc.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of coming home drunk, bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope and challenge my authority while you live in my house. Got that?

Daniel: yes, sir (does the military salute).

mother: good. now go do your homework, so I dont have to repeat myself again.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

by bjozzi December 8, 2017

big pokey

A H-Town rapper and a giant of a man. Big Po’ has been featured on tracks with rappers such as Paul Wall, Lil Keke, Mike Jones, etc. His lyrics are gangsta and reflect the laid back style we’ve come to know from Texas. When Big Pokey spits lyrics, his voice sounds Deep, Fat, and Out of Breath. He brings a real sense of the streets to any song he’s on.

“Bunch of hoes, Bunch of money, Bunch of clothes
Glidin’ like an ice skater
Motor like a SNOT NOSE!!!”

“My cake stack like a brick wall
Roof push back when the seats crawl
Chip in the motor
I DIDTZ IT ALL”

“Door slammer
Rimmed up
Driveway decorated
4 hammer stash spots
Everywhere Niggaz Hatin’
Off the gut
Raise it Up
Afghan blaze it up!!!”

by SoOldSchool July 14, 2005

Popebalism

1. The act of cannibalism by potatoes.

Potato ( Po)
People (Pe)
Pope ( Potato people)

Popebalism must be stopped.

by HangrySnek November 7, 2020

popee the performer

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono

Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing

by Equiuswag January 19, 2016

the pope

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

by wysiwyg February 17, 2004

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

by gofr March 28, 2008