Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio August 17, 2008

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008

poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.

I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!

by basicv2 December 06, 2017

Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.

I need a poor man's disprin.

by Mike1234567890 May 19, 2012

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

poor mans lean

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

by kill infant sons October 25, 2022

Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen January 28, 2012