Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008

poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.

I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!

by basicv2 December 5, 2017

poor mans blunt

A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.

He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt

by KomodoDragonFromEridge March 30, 2018

Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.

I need a poor man's disprin.

by Mike1234567890 October 27, 2012

Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

poor mans lean

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

by kill infant sons October 25, 2022