poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013

pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.

As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.

by cootpoot January 6, 2015

Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

Pooportunity

A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.

There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.

I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.

by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018

pooportunity

opportunity to be able to do something while pooping

i got some pooportunity

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019