Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

poonage

A fine piece of tail.

K's old lady is one hot bit of poonage.

by Zonker Harris May 10, 2005

poonbagel

someone with long brown hair who likes wearing shorts and and saying douche and lamo

Hope is the biggest poonbagel i have ever seen.

by mrclean010101 September 26, 2007

poonfag

A homosexual man that has sex with women in an attempt to cover up his gayness.

Brad, Mick and Makka are epic Poonfags. There missuses are just beards.

by Benny888 October 9, 2013

poontage

Getting caught up in a shitty situation

Man I was deep in the poontage last night.

Me and Billy got out of some serious poontage lastnight

by Footzio July 17, 2018

poonage

ones ability to obtain alot of poon in one specific place

timmo says to patto man this party is rocking with hot birds hey time for some poonage.

by bewls April 20, 2009

poonage

In the UK, used to describe the lots of poon in one place.

There's bear poonage at this party!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006