Poobles

Those little chunks of poop that come back after you have flushed the toilet causing you to choose between wasting water by flushing again or looking like a pig when the next person uses the bathroom.

I went into my friends bathroom and there were a bunch of poobles at the bottom of the toilet.

by mathteacher33 July 27, 2010

Pooples

Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.

Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.

by Ferox13 July 16, 2003

Pookies

Soaking tampons in alcohol and inserting them, either vaginally or rectally, in order to get drunk.

Hey, after school let's do pookies. It'll be so ill!

Ugh! I think I've been doing too much pookies, for I am now experienceing anal leakage.

by Rhondall April 26, 2011

Pooples

The chunks of poop left in the toilet after the first flush.

Who left the pooples in the toilet?

by Mike O'Brien July 16, 2008

Pookes

To Poo and Puke at the same time

Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes

by givemeabeer January 16, 2011

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 3, 2006