Most annoying shit ever, weird, small mouthed and eared, obsessed with fictional vampires and gets massively pissed when hair is touched. Much like their master: a Fiona.
by George Is A'Hot'Bum July 11, 2008
A word that i made up while playing Pokemon. Poog is or the utmost pooginess. It can even rule.... your mother!
Damn Billy Joe Keith Richardson, i reckon that poog just put cho mamma in a head lock, she said she like it how he stick it , make the bed rock.
by Patrick Cooney June 14, 2004
by splenda December 02, 2004
"I ate like 30 pieces of KFC last night, and i knew i was gonna pooge so i went to the bathtub and i was poogin' all night."
by Nate Schwartz April 27, 2007
1. A small reptilian creature with overly large eyes and a stumpy tall. The scales look somewhat quilt like. It is as small as the average bug larvae, and is very unknown. It's lifestyle seems mediocre when you first look at it. It loves, and when anything happens, it dies. After dying they always dissipate. Leading to new life somewhere else.
by Paleman, Mother Figure to All May 06, 2010
"Don't invite him to your house party, he's a real Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."
"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."
"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."
by ActiveEntertainment April 06, 2014
A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.
Person 1: Poog do no harm.
Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?
Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?
Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.
Person 2: ...
by Froggity November 24, 2020