Poog

Most annoying shit ever, weird, small mouthed and eared, obsessed with fictional vampires and gets massively pissed when hair is touched. Much like their master: a Fiona.

"Look at that toad-looking thing!"
"Is that a toad? I assumed it was a poog!"

by George Is A'Hot'Bum July 7, 2008

poog

A word that i made up while playing Pokemon. Poog is or the utmost pooginess. It can even rule.... your mother!

Damn Billy Joe Keith Richardson, i reckon that poog just put cho mamma in a head lock, she said she like it how he stick it , make the bed rock.

by Patrick Cooney June 13, 2004

pooge

1. To expel fecal tissue from ones anus and ones throat.
2. A combination of "poo" and "purge"

"I ate like 30 pieces of KFC last night, and i knew i was gonna pooge so i went to the bathtub and i was poogin' all night."

by Nate Schwartz May 7, 2007

pooge

noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'

"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."

by splenda December 2, 2004

Poog

1. A small reptilian creature with overly large eyes and a stumpy tall. The scales look somewhat quilt like. It is as small as the average bug larvae, and is very unknown. It's lifestyle seems mediocre when you first look at it. It loves, and when anything happens, it dies. After dying they always dissipate. Leading to new life somewhere else.

Hey look! A poog!
Oh man, I cramped like a poog yesterday.
My sock drawer is infested with poogs.

by Paleman, Mother Figure to All May 6, 2010

Poog

A Master of the "Upper Decker." (As in Guru or Professor.)

"Don't invite him to your house party, he's a real Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."

"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."

by ActiveEntertainment May 19, 2014

Poog

When two consenting individuals insert a double sided dildo into their anuses, and compete using their anal muscles to see which can dominate and have sex with the other. #reverseanaltugofwar

I'm gonna poog you hard later.
My butt is stronger than yours, good luck pooging me!

by Smokeygreengiant December 27, 2017