pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

Pooey

Someone or something that doesn't like to have a go at something in life.

Oh come on mate! Have a crack for once, don't be pooey!

by DollarBart June 8, 2023

pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

pooeyness

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005

pooey

To be full of poo and feeling like you really have to go #2.

Megan had to leave yoga early because she was feeling pooey.

by Nyx The Cat May 29, 2008

pooer

girls booty hole.

a girls butthole.

or in some cases a males.

brett stuck it in her pooer!

by hoes on my jock April 4, 2007

Pooey Sheila

After excreting, a girl then proceeds to wipe her dirty anus, however instead of going from front to back, she goes from back to front. The Poo then gets over her vagina (Sheila) giving her a Pooey Sheila.

I went down on this girl the other day and she was so dirty, she must wiped from back to front giving her a Pooey Sheila

by James Bath123 May 13, 2010