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Outlandish Podcast

Awesome Guy: hey man you listen to The Outlandish Podcast.
Not awesome Guy: nope i listen to Instance.
Awesome Guy: I'm gonna loot your fridge if you don't listen to Outlandish!
by Gorillaz! September 17, 2009
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procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011
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podcast

An online audio blog. Term invented by Adam Curry. A broadcast file which is commonly downloaded on an iPod or other MP3 hardware for mobile listening. Can also be played directly from your computer.
Their weekly podcast, Pop Goes The Culture, covered popular culture topics of the day.
by Susie Watson March 28, 2005
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Poopasaurus

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.
Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!
by Random Air October 15, 2009
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Poocussion

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
by Principal Midget December 13, 2010
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Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!
by bonera October 17, 2011
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Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
by Coatsey August 27, 2013
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