poned 

PONED EXACTLY MEANS: POWERFULLY OWNED

look the other examples for poned :D

poned by sheisvictoria May 30, 2009

poned 

powerfully owned. like if you trip over a rug, that rug just poned you. if you get the last snack, you just poned whoever wanted that last snack.

frank: ah, ha. i just got the last goldfish.
rob: did i just get poned?
frank: yeah, face.

poned by djdanger October 9, 2008

poned 

poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned

Dude did you see the fight last night? That one guy got poned!!!!

poned by isaac??? August 11, 2008

PONED 

{Poned}This is when you put your cheek out for someone to kiss and when they lean in... you move and kiss them on the lips! YOU JUST GOT PONED BITCH!!!!!!

John leaned his cheek into Haleigh's face and and when she closed her eyes to kiss his cheek he switched it up and she kissed him on the lips! SHE GOT PONED!!! everyone saw it, don't try and lie Haleigh. Just ask Andrew and Stewart!

PONED by Okie Doke! April 1, 2009

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

poned in the zoink by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

snow-poned 

When school or activities get cancelled or postponed due to unbelievable amounts of snow.

Dude! Thank God school was snow-poned today! I have not even looked at my homework!

snow-poned by ICT-TARA February 26, 2011

super uber nube poned 

to utterly own one at a various video game or other activivty; unbelievably good;. (hecks yes)

Bryan super uber nube poned that Owen kid at guitar hero.

super uber nube poned by god's dad May 13, 2007