Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

food poltergeist

Means a fart

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart

by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022

Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.

"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"

by srcl72 July 5, 2019

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 28, 2023

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

Poltergeist

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.

Offset on "Too Hotty":

Remember all the trial nights (trial!)
Pull up in the Poltergeist (skrr!)

by YungMarco May 4, 2018

poltergeist

When You tie up the neighbors kids and throw them in the closet and fuck their mom silly.

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist

Houdini Spiderman Donkey Punch Angry Pirate

by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016