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Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.
Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.
by Chef Duck September 25, 2011
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The Poltergeist

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A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.
Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011
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The poltergeist

The sexual act of having your partner hangs onto the headboard and you hold onto the lower thighs inserting the penis into the other members hole. The one hanging onto the headboard twists and turns while the other partner forcefully has intercourse. The one inserting yells " carl anne dont go into the light ".
That bitch is freaky, she made me do the poltergeist to her ass last night.
by MDRJ6J December 6, 2009
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food poltergeist

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart
by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022
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Project Poltergeist

A DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) funded…Black Project…using reverse engineering technology to literally spy on anyone anywhere using ghosts aka the dead.
I have been a target of DARPA funded Project Poltergeist for many years now, stationed at Ensign-Bickford Aerospace & Defense (EBAD) in Moorpark California.
by theBlackSheep February 14, 2026
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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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pwntergeist

Pwn-ter-geist
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.
1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!

2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.
by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007
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