Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

pluck her flower

when a girl loses her virginity

Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"

by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013

Plucktard

Typical male that says all the wrong things to a woman.

"come see me well see whos the man" ..... dude imma girl, and your a Plucktard!

by Kttwthboundpaws October 27, 2006

Plucked in the mush

'Plucked in the mush' means to punch someone in the face or mouth.

'I was plucking this guy in the mush over and over'

'Some noob started on me, but he got Plucked in the mush'

by Jasondebaxter June 12, 2012

Pluch

A situation where a wedgie opportunity is available.
Before a person can give someone a wedgie there is a distinct time that the receiver of the wedgie has his pants low. This part called "A Pluch". Pluches come in many different ways but the most common way is when a person is wearing boxers and his pants hang low.

Bob was walking around with a Pluch, so I grabbed him and gave him a wedgie.

by Omri, Tomer, Eli May 28, 2006

Pluck Fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse while consuming saucy chicken wings.

Sharon and I got kinky last night. We were both starving so we thought we would kill two birds with one stone by pluck fucking.

by AlfredHitchcock April 28, 2010

fuck de la pluck

when a male and female simultaneously pluck each others pubes out, and place them in a cup between them. The first person to give up has to eat the cup full of pubes.

louise: 'i was playing fuck de la pluck with tom last night.... he won...'
annie: 'ewww pubey!'

by jizzeye August 2, 2010