A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.
Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.
by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006
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Get the plork mug.When a black man gets his driveway filled with snow from the street, but none of his white neighbors do.
I had just finished shoveling the snow off my driveway, and the snow plow truck pulled into our cul-de-sac. Everyone was standing in their driveways, and the driver looked at each one of them. White man, white man, white man, BLACK MAN! And then he shoved all the extra snow in front of my house. That was racial ploughfiling if I ever saw it.
by bucolucas February 14, 2013
Get the racial ploughfiling mug.That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!
by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006
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Get the Ploughed mug.Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.
The bairns went plodging in the river.
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?
by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015
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