Plowing the Cow

v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.

Man 1: What did you do last night?

Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.

by brotherswanson November 20, 2009

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plowing furrow

coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.

This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth

by st paul luke February 1, 2010

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Recreational pussy plowing

Banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

by yeknom February 26, 2018

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Plopping

After two men docked (The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis).

The men can now perform Plopping. The act of pulling apart the penises and creating a Plop noise.

What's that noise? - Oh it's just james and peter plopping ..

by JANNE BANAN October 18, 2010

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Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.

Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!

by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009

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