platypus

half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.

doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

by marina_ November 21, 2019

platypus

well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well

davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus

by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) June 29, 2008

platypus

A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.

Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.

by SWK January 5, 2004

The Platypus

When you get head from a girl while playing a video game. preferrably Halo 3.

It was awsome last night. I was playing Halo and this girl gave me the platypus.

by Ryland M March 25, 2008

platypus

he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.

i think a platypus is just like a random animal as he has parts of a lot of different animals¡¡

by mr:- January 1, 2011

platypus

a woman's vaginal area

lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night

by azn boy99 February 16, 2009

platypus

A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.

Dude Hayley and i had the best platypus last night!!

by platypussy40 September 3, 2013