platypus

a woman's vaginal area

lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night

platypus by azn boy99 February 16, 2009

platypus

A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.

Dude Hayley and i had the best platypus last night!!

platypus by platypussy40 September 3, 2013

platypus

German Whore.

Look at that platypus! She is such a skank.

platypus by Kindergardenduh January 28, 2011

platypus

To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.

"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."

platypus by platypus enthusiast March 16, 2010

Platypus

A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!

O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.

An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!

These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.

Platypus by sorrywhat June 17, 2009

platypus

pronounced: "plait-a-puss"

the braiding or plaiting of a female's pubic hair in her genital regions.

Candy - "i went to this waxing place and decided to get a platypus. its really cool!"

Tequila - "wow i might look into that. it sounds very exotic and Australian!"

Candy - "yeah that's what made me do it. i love those Australians!"

platypus by frankinator February 28, 2009

platypus

A platypus is a person who stands with his/her feet wide apart with their toes points outwards and head held high. Often travel in packs of platypus, all walking in the same way.

Phoebus- Mate have you actually checked out the platypus feet on that one?
Siddle- Haha, maattteee that is funny. She is actually walking as one
Lottie- Wait guys, thats Scaz

platypus by Thorryyy...what? X June 17, 2009