platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*

by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born

OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.

by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

Platonic

Platonic is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek Plato, Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth.

Platonic
Yes I'll do it.

by mennäperille December 9, 2019

platonicuddle

A cuddle between friends of the opposite sex with no underlying romantic feelings.

Leighton and Mel settled down on the couch for a movie and a platonicuddle.

by mdtx2 April 30, 2010

Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

Platonic Lesbianism

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys

Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

by the first platonic lesbianist February 18, 2023

platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021