Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010

Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

by The Army Brat February 20, 2011

Playford

Used to define a Bad ass, Awesome, Amazing, Attractive, witty, smart, ballsy, outright Hilarious, wise and great All around Person.
Most of them have Schlongs.

That Person is a Real Playford,

Guy 1: See that Guy over there? He's a Real Funny guy.
Guy 2: Oh Yeah He's a Playford, Didn't you know that?

by Playford June 4, 2011

PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Plart

Penis fart

Damn did you plart?

by Yaboiwhiteaf September 22, 2018

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003

Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

by huingitugigun July 28, 2009