When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
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Get the Planting a Fern mug.John: What did you do last night?
Chris: Nothing much, I was just planting leg.
John: Well I hope you cleaned up after yourself.
Chris: Nothing much, I was just planting leg.
John: Well I hope you cleaned up after yourself.
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Get the lap planting mug.The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
Get the robert planting mug.The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
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