Pitybrag

When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.

"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."

"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."

A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."

by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...

I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

pity fuck

when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww

suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass

by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006

Pity Oreo

The one Oreo you give away to someone so you don't feel self remorse for eating the whole box.

Sean: Dude, did you just eat that whole box of Oreos?
Jared: Nah man, I gave you a pity Oreo!

by Letithappen May 21, 2013

pity upvote

The action of up-voting a thread on reddit that is performing poorly out of pity.

"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".

by Dildo Commander November 20, 2015

pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005