Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

Brett Pitman

The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.

Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman”
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”

by PPgamer May 3, 2021

Pitman

A term for a gay man

That guys loves dick, what a Pitman

by Robbie Alooom January 7, 2006

Pitman Farts

The various audio additions made by ex-Guns N' Roses keyboard player Chris Pitman, usually consisting of various bloops and bleeps and other such synth-ey sounds.

"I prefer the version of Prostitute without the Pitman Farts"
"The Pitman farts in the early version of Chinese Democracy are awesome!"

by Jw_224 August 26, 2021

Pittmaned

1. One who dones dosen't know what they're doing

2. An idiot

3. A moron

4. A feeling dealing with being mentally gone

1. I Pittmaned in front of the class

2. Don't pull a Pittman

3 Dude last night I was so Pittmaned

by dswilkie January 15, 2011

pittangel

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.

by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022