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Kirisexual

being attracted to Kirishima, and Kirishima exclusively.
Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm finally going to say it...

Nejire Hado:: You can do it, Amajiki-kun!

Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm.. Kirisexual!
by Ryota Mitarai June 1, 2020
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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pisexual

When you think about sex every 3.14 seconds.
My girl is so hot she makes me pisexual.
by N8.Snow May 7, 2017
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Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007
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peisexual

A peisexual: "Why am I feeling horny now? Must be the penguin"
by Not_Pei6263 December 13, 2022
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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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Pyrosexual

The raging urge to engage in sexual activity with fire.
Tyler stick his penis into a bond fire yesterday, I guess he’s pyrosexual
by ItsAstra March 29, 2021
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