Piratism

The act of a co-worker (junk-food socialist) eating a snack that was hidden with great care in the company fridge for later enjoyment.

I was going to eat that last ice cream cone I had stashed until someone committed snack piratism!

by power hooligan October 17, 2010

pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

by Myc September 14, 2005

pirater

one who illegally pirates things from the internet

i went on uTorrent to pirate stuff, making me a pirater

by nott mee January 18, 2011

Piration

A gyrating pirate.

ie: a dancing or even stripping Pirate.

Check out that Piration going on over there!

by JuggaloninjaWizard May 25, 2016

Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.

by Names_M October 10, 2005

Piratically

The action of doing something, but with a hook

"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"

by ihadto March 20, 2009

Pirate

A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.

Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.

by Thoxis May 21, 2019