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Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you
man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!
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the raging piranha

When a guy eats a girl out, and then starts biting aggressively. He then begins to tear and rip apart the girl's vagina, spitting the pieces out and going in for more. This is a very dangerous and painful taboo.
"John was giving great oral last night, until he started doing the raging piranha," said Jenny.
"Ouch, your pussy has to be destroyed," said Lindsie.
by THATAWESOMEGUYWHOISALSOHOT January 5, 2012
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Social Piranha

A rock band from Miami. The name comes from a malapropism of "social pariah," a phrase that denotes a social outcast. In this case the name is a satirical take on society and the band's political sensibilities.
by Diodisegno January 6, 2013
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mega piranha

Da flyest awf movies ya will ever see, it awlso starz Paul logan as main character 'Jason Fitch', prepare faw ya retinazzzz to be BURNED by how badassifiyeed dis philm is. Wurd to ya.
Dawgg 1: Hey hoe did ya see that badassifiyeed philm awn tv the other day bout mega piranhas?
Dawgg 2: Slut, awf course this bitch did! That philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
Dawgg 1: Faw shaw! Awlso, Paul logan is such a hawwtie.
Dawgg 2: Dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! But that hooka' Tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n' vinergared.

Dawgg 1: Yeah, then somewan should piss awn her carpet.
Dawgg 2: Wurd!!!
Dawgg 1: If she had a cat, I would kick it.
Dawgg 2: Yeah dawgg, but ya don't kick like Paul, leave da kickin' to da professionalzzz!
Dawgg 1: So how are thangz goin' faw ya today homie?
Dawgg 2: Ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some bitch came in and pissed awn ma carpet.
Dawgg 1: Aww man! I feel for ya, I hate when that shit goes down!
Dawgg 2: I know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! Hate when wizzles have beef wit me. Gonna have to change ma locks now so that pissin' bitch aint gon' come back!!
by Crip Dawggy D November 25, 2011
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Land Piranha

Watch out for the Land Piranha, she means business.
by Which Witch October 6, 2020
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sneaky piranha

A surprise grabbing of the crotch in any body of water.
Though pleasantly surprising some, Nicholas was ultimately banned from the public pool for routinely giving swimmers a sneaky piranha.
by shudder inc May 30, 2013
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Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.
Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 13, 2018
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