pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.

I gave your mom a pink panther surprise

by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006

The Pink Panther Effect

A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-

Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.

Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere

Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me

by Zicks April 23, 2006

The Pink Panther

The Pink Panther: when you are having sex and sneak your sneaky little snake into anal.

Ouch, that hurts! Why did you give me the pink panther?

by Lemony Pinkett September 28, 2020

The Pink Panther

when a girl is sucking your dick from behind and you fart as you nut, thus causing Pink Eye

My girlfriend was angry after I surprised her with The Pink Panther.

by NewBreedNerdy November 11, 2020

pink eye panther

A post anal facial followed up with a face slap to the eye with the dirty dick.

That broad was all Bob Costas after I pink eye panthered her.

by classicali February 22, 2014

Pink Panthering

To creep on someone in an uncertain manner; to move in a forward and backwards motion (uncertainly)

Shaina is pink panthering Cody when walking down the stairs because she wasn't sure if she could bother him.

by jar1227 June 23, 2015

Pink Panter

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.

Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.

by kfeaaa March 14, 2009