loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".

"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle

by cmikes March 24, 2007

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

pinche cabron

Translated from spanish "fucking ass hole"

That guy just cut me off... Pinche cabron.

by super-adam June 25, 2006

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

Pinche Madre

Mexican phrase that would be equivalent to the english phrase "Mother Fucker". Can be used to express dissatisfaction or express pain. It is not as versatile as its english equivalent. For example: "Tu eres un pinche madre" would not make sense to a non-english speaking Mexican.

You don't have Patron Tequila? Pinche madre!
Pinche Madre, I just found out your sister has herpes!
Pinche madre, I smashed my thumb with the pinche martillo!

by Guerico August 14, 2009

ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009