PILF

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.

Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF

by Weenzey April 25, 2010

PILF

Priest I'd like to fuck

Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF

by animalcraker August 2, 2009

PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

PILF

Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

by Detroiteah November 20, 2010

PILF

Encouragement of sexual activity between too people. Stands for, "Penetrate It Like Fuck".

"She's hot."
"PILF!"

by alanc32 September 11, 2011

pilf

verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."

by ShadowK August 5, 2004

PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021