plart

Modern art generated accidentally by a mathematical software program when the user is attempting to make a meaningful plot.

I tried to plot my data, but I ended up with this beautiful plart instead.

by plartist August 24, 2011

pilanto

Extremely smart, genius, prodigy

wow! you scored and A+ in prehistoric algebra? man you are pilanto!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

Piarty

An insider term for a 'party' people in the know, who are going to the big party this weekend. Popularized in 1990, in Fort Mcmurray Alberta. Way before Snoop Doggy Dogg used the term 'Biatch', I think.

Eric: "Why do you have that Texas Mickey of Bacardi Rum?"
Megan: "Me and the girls are going to the big Piarty over in Thickwood Heights."

by HeavyT June 10, 2011

pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch

A term for an unloved fatass who has no friends

Jerry: Look at Larry over there eating glue like a pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch. What a loser.
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?

by Billy230 January 8, 2022

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012