Pilot Jones

A significant other and/or fuck buddy who is also a drug dealer.

She got you high then she took you home? Looks like you got a pilot jones.

by BigBlackBear February 19, 2013

rug pilot

An Arab. So-called because, stereotypically speaking, they ride around on rugs like ALaddin. Probably the funniest racist term ever coined.

Aladdin ain't shit, he's just a damn rug pilot

by Eazy E May 7, 2003

pighting

A korean word, used to encourage an individual or group during challenging or daunting events, such as an examination, a sports match, or drinking a mammoth volume of soju. Can be used by passers-by / specators to encourage joggers or sports teams to do their best! See also "paiting"!

Oh, look at that lad doing the bench-press, unspotted at the top of Jangsan...I'm gonna say it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna...PIGHTING!!!

by Robnara February 7, 2010

Pilot Fart

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.

"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."

by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013

Pivotasis

Pivotasis, also known as Lenegenic Pivotasis, is a condition that is very common in regular Pivot (an animation software) users that causes lack of motivation, lethargy and inability to implement ideas when using Pivot.
Other common symptoms include easy to distract, severe procrastination to every projects and opening a porn tab before starting a project.

User 1: man i've started 5 projects already bt dont wana continue i feel so lazy
User 2: SHIIIIIT U GOT PIVOTASIS BRUH', GETCHOSELF SOME MOTIVATION POTION

Member 1: This project is killing me! I can't do the next frame meng
Member 2: That Pivotasis to you mate. I'm sorry. *runs away*

by DriftingSteps October 27, 2014

Piggot Pack

Smoking on that piggot pack is the act of smokin on the ashes of Jay Morgan Piggot.

I'm high af on this piggot pack this shit gas.

by PiggotSmoker July 11, 2021

pivot

turn (spin) around on the spot - or turn from a central point

On Friends, when Ross, Rachel & Chandler are taking the couch upstairs
"Pivot!!!! PIVOT!!!! PIIIVVAAHHHHTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!!"

by the_devil_4rom_hell August 25, 2008