pibbif

Party in back business in front. A variation of the mullet. Hair is long in the rear of the head and short in the front as to deceive others and hide their true identity of being redneck.

Look at that hick over there sporting a pibbif. Get a haircut hippie!

by temptme August 22, 2007

Pibi Slap

A Pibi Slap is a pimp Slap followed by a bitch slap simultaniously. it is done after one angers a fellow parter, co worker, friend or teacher.

boy: "I cant believe you did that!"
other boy: "Did what?"
boy: "You accually Pibi slapped her infront of everyone!"

by UCEENMI December 21, 2010

Pibbly

A poop that is very chunky but also liquidy.

My poop was very pibbly today.

by Juicem June 7, 2018

Pibbage

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Pibbage is a phonetic combination of the letters P B and J as one word.

I made me a pibbage with a glass of milk, dat bitch was tight

by SkunkInTheTrunk January 24, 2019

Pibbologist

a studier of Pibbism, also known as drinkers of Pibb.
The mastery of Pibbism requires one to travel to the nearest Chipotle to acquire the sanctified beverage.

When I grow up my son said he wanted to be a Pibbologist. I could not have been prouder...

by Not Kinan September 9, 2020

Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

Shrimply Pibbles

The galaxy's most influential civil rights leader, noted as the most important man in the universe. Shrimply Pibbles is an inspiration to us all.

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." ~Shrimply Pibbles

by @MeTheMerican December 6, 2021