phorking

An alternate version for "Forking" or fucking. forking
verb: to fuck
adj.: fucking

"Billy won't stop phorking dead babies."
"That phorking microsoft keeps making terrible software"

by Sally the Killer September 25, 2005

Powersing

A person not completely dedicated to their area of expertise or interests. Often referring to people not serious enough.

Kevin was powersing gaming by not playing games often enough. He's not a serious gamer.

by E_Squar3d December 19, 2008

Phorking

When you're supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (Phone working)

-Mom: "Son, are you working in there?"
-Son: "Yes mother!"
Actually, he was texting Jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn't tell his mom he was phorking. She would be pissed.

by LOLCraft October 6, 2012

Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

shwerking

term created by mother Jeon Soyeon.
shuhua + twerking, the only woman able to shwerk is yeh fucking shuhua. Respect the holy mother.

one day i tried shwerking and shuhua appeared at my door telling me i'm a bitch, indeed I am.

by yeojaslut June 17, 2022

phjorking

the act of tricking someone into thinking youre doing something more interesting or mysterious than what's actually going on.

"lmao i keep telling finn im phjorking he doesnt realize phjork is just a geometry dash level"

by lunkergunk May 5, 2023