Phonist

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Game of phones

A game where if someone leaves their phone lying around, someone else uses it to take a selfie.

Leslie: "I checked my pictures, it's all selfies of Paul from earlier?"

Paul: "Game of phones!"

by Tarvu August 7, 2014

Rainbow Ponies!

An exclamation of joy, also something to break awkard silences.

"You just won a million dollars!"
"RAINBOW PONIES!"

also-
"I farted."
"Rainbow Fricking Ponies!"

by NLT (the boy band!) lover May 12, 2008

ponies

1. Noun. Content relating to the My Little Pony franchise (and especially My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). This content can include (but isn't limited to) fan art, fan fiction and photos.

2. Plural for pony.

1. MODERATORS ARE ASLEEP; POST PONIES
SO MUCH PONY

2. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. - Wikipedia
"Modern Warfare 3 cost me two ponies!"

by Wimbleflat February 18, 2012

omg ponies

an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness

"I logged on and and saw the pics of your new l33t rig and thought "omg ponies!"

by Staniel Cabio July 13, 2006

Hit the phones

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.

Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”

by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011