Pick me ass bitch

A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."

by Lroca February 9, 2020

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.

OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

pick me boy

basically paul

if anyone asks what a pick me boy is, its basically paul.

by duties3005 May 31, 2021

Pick me boy

Boys that use "🥺😞😣" etc. or simply bash on themselves to try and make u feel bad about them, will occasionally gaslight u as well

just run from the pick me boys, run fast

pick me boys can be defined and spotted with

ex: “no one will ever like me 😔"
ex: "I won’t bother u again”
ex: “it’s okay im used to rejection”
ex: “without me?🥺😏”

by big_gorillagripc00chie February 21, 2021

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 2, 2005

Phicc

the thicc dicc of phil lester, famous internet personality. it's most frequent flyer is his flatmate and secret husband, dan howell.

there was nothing dan loved more than to succ the phicc.

by boncasphan June 3, 2017