by jakens88 October 6, 2010
Get the Phallic Slide mug.When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010
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Had a certain phallic recall of me sliding my pussy down on your cock, it was so perfect, I started to cry.
by Grambam July 10, 2018
Get the phallic recall mug.Like a carbon footprint. A phallic footprint is how many penises a person has drawn in their lifetime.
Travis: My phallic footprint is currently 742.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.
by tumasubdub46290 March 29, 2020
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by marklar July 23, 2004
Get the phallic man mug.One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
by redzone1 March 26, 2009
Get the phallic narcissist mug.1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 29, 2011
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