Pfizer snowball

Like a regular snowball, but when your homie has copped the Covid 19 vaccine so you are sharing the heard immunity.

Person 1: Man I can't go outside yet, I haven't copped the Covid Jab
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball

Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?

by Sanchez 42 April 12, 2021

pfizerwank

The feeble masturbation performed within a few days of receiving a vaccine, when you're too tired to eke out much more than a half-hearted attempt.

I didn't do anything today, I was too tired to attempt much more than a quick, sad pfizerwank after getting my vaccine.

by ILoveCheesyPoofs69 May 28, 2021