oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

by J2220 April 4, 2008

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

peach whistle

A discarded plastic tampon applicator, often found in sewer facilities.

"Along with cigar tubes and discarded rubbers, I found a number of peach whistles on the river bank. Probably overflow from the nearby sewer plant..."

by La Goon Urchin April 3, 2009

peacho

a sugar coated gummy snack. It is in the shape of an "O" and peach flavored. They usually come in green bags found in the candy section at Kroger.

Ryan's peachos were so good and ripe, they must have been picked straight off the peacho tree.

Ryan said he doesn't even like peaches, but he loves peachos.

by Domeboro March 1, 2011

paycheck crew

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle

The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang

by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

peach breach

v. When your mans splits your fruity ass in half (i.e., anal sex).

Kyle: Yo, bro, did you peach breach Diane last night?
Brendan: Yeah, dude, that shit was fruuuity. 🍑

by Big Hwang February 6, 2018

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014