bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

Perverted

It has two definitions.

1. Having a polluted mind from taking that strange, corrupted person's advice to watch porn.

2. Being unusually dirty, more than anyone else in the room; the person that gives advice to those pure angels to watch porn.

A: Hey dude look my dog he just took a bath doesn't he smell better?
B: He's wet.
A: Yeah of course he's wet he just took-
A: Oh.

B: If you know what I mean HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
A: Jesus Christ your perverted bruh
B: hehehehehehehhhehheeheheeeeee

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011

perverted exhibitionist

A guy who all he wants to do is jerk off to younger girls all the time. The younger she is the bigger my dick and the more I would whack it like a retarded loser for life in front of her or on the computer

Ryan is a perverted exhibitionist who is always thinking about being a better one

by Obsessedguy40 September 19, 2016

pervertedly

Taking an action in some sort of corrupt sexual activity

Tommy was peeking through the hole in the wall while pervertedly fondling his cock.

by El Chapó June 18, 2018

Perverted snickerbar

Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.

damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar

by OtakuOfculture January 19, 2022

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.

The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.

by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022