a completely false word created in the bowels of a college library in the wee hours to describe the permeating manner in which certain obsessions manifest themselves. often used to describe uncontrollable emotional responses or relationships.
by princeeee April 9, 2008
Get the perfumitizes mug.this is when you court a girl or otherwise persue until the point when you know she will have sex with you then you lose interest.
the other day tiffany was going to fuck me. i didnt even want to do it anymore when i knew i could. prefucking is the best.
by foreskinfury August 29, 2012
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This is a fancy name for the pleasure one takes in finding/owning the perfect kitchen tool for the job, for example, a lemon zestor, or a cheese grater.
"Marge reveled in her perfkitchtoolia, when she opened the drawer and saw her lemon zestor and measuring spoons."
by Bridget Story July 2, 2018
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Get the Perficity mug.I was hoping for a really great people-of-color-themed live-band bash last weekend, but it was actually quite perfunktory in my opinion.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
Get the perfunktory mug.What listening to --- and pretending to enjoy --- certain types of music is merely because it's what yer children are into.
I raised my youngsters on classical and easy-listening music, so my having to listen to weird-sounding selections is not perfunktory.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
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Profuckitive is used to describe actively deciding to and engaging in being a lethargic piece of shit.
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