Penisiology

a very cool branch of study that involves inspecting various physical and chemical properties of the human penis. Some branches of Penisiology studies length, diameter, volume. Deeper studies also include smell, taste, and deep-throatability. If you are extreme, you can study the melting point, boiling point, and the point of decomposition. Manuel data collection is required in most cases.

Rachel is an expert on Penisiology: she has collected data on 1487192 dicks in her school; yet she still refuses to give a blowjob to her boyfriend. How sad.

by rrrachelzhh September 1, 2018

Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

pensiognar

An old skateboarder who can’t do shit on a skateboard, but is still gnarly. Despite age, skates more than young skaters. Thinks TikTok is deep web.

(Pensiognar 1): Man, I am telling you one summer I could do bs smiths on round rails. We had no cameras back then, so I never filmed it.
(Pensiognar 2): I believe you brother. I had the same things with switch tres. Shit. One day, man! We will do it again!

by Pensiognar Skate Co. November 22, 2021

phenusion

A word to define a person unfunny without them knowing the meaning

Your friend is such a phenusion

by Bruhimcool August 30, 2022

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023