penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.

John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before

by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022

penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 8, 2008

penis butthair

Slang for peanut butter.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is penis butthair and chocolate.

Will you make me a penis butthair and jellie sandwich?

(Combo) Will you make me a penis butthair and gaylie sandwich?

(Combo) - My favorite flavor of ice cum is penis butthair and cockolate ice cum. Too bad they don't serve it at the Cheesecock Fucktory, but I know Baskin Robbins has it.

by Reebs May 10, 2006

penis butter

these dumb ass fuck knobs that actualy think up this i.q. lowering brain jizz, type of shit.

u r such a penis butter slamwhich biiiaaaattcchh!!

by peenis butter fucker September 3, 2003

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

by peanutbabe August 26, 2018